Football players to honour Thatcher with a minute’s violence
In a major U-turn, Football Association chief David Bernstein has agreed that Margaret Thatcher will be honoured with a minute’s violence at this weekend’s FA Cup semi-finals at Wembley Stadium. The...
View ArticleNew ‘Man United’ dance craze consists almost entirely of backwards steps
Everybody clap your hands. Now sliiiiiiiiiiide! Gangnam Style, the Harlem Shake and Twerking have all had their day and now the latest dance craze is set to be the Manchester United dance, made up...
View ArticleSuper-Rich List fallout: Chelsea to sack Abramovich?
“Spare change? Sorry mate, no.” Chelsea fans have called for the sacking of Roman Abramovich, after a string of poor performances in the Sunday Times UK Super-Rich list. “It’s got harder holding our...
View ArticleManchester City pacify Yaya Toure with trip to Disney World
All smiles now, he was probably just overtired Yaya Toure has ended speculation over his future by confirming that he will stay at Manchester City after the club apologised for not adequately...
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